Of Time Ladies and Hybrids

Of Time Ladies and Hybrids


The Dark Planet Sahriel in the Baklava Solar System
*In the village Falcatos*
Connor:*reading a book*
Murphy:*making Dublin Coddle*
*all of a sudden there's an electrical sort of sound that can be heard on the outskirts off the village*
Murphy:*looks at Connor* Wha' was dat?
Connor: I don't know, Murph, let's check it out
Connor and Murphy:*summon their weapons and go to check it out*
*there is a 1950's nuclear bomb shelter, thin, grey smoke rising from the sides*
Connor and Murphy:*get to the outskirts and see a 1950's nuclear bomb shelter and stare at it in awe*
Murphy: Conn, wha' tis dat?
Connor: I don't know
*the door swings open and a plume of thick black smoke puffs out along with an older lady who backs away from the smoke as far as she can, cane grasped firmly in her hand*
Woman: *to herself* Okay... Now we know... Pompeii. NEVER AGAIN!  
Murphy:*squeaks in surprise when the woman comes out and hides behind Connor*
Connor:*jumps back a bit taking a defensive stance in front Murphy while trying to calm her* It's alright Murph
Woman: *turns around when she hears Connor talk* Hi. *silent for a bit* Sorry about this. I really needed to land somewhere.
Murphy:*pokes her head out from behind Connor to look at the ship*
Connor:*to Woman* It's alright... wait, do ya mean dat tis yer ship?
Woman: Yes. It is.
Connor: How does it work?
Murphy:*to Claudus* Who are ya?
Woman: My name is Claudus. And I don't think you could understand how it works. And why am I even answering your questions? *turns back around and says to herself* Now... How the hell am I going to get that out...?
Connor: Wha's in dere?
Murphy: Some type of fire element if the smoke is an indicator
Claudus: *doesn't turn around* Molten lava.
Connor and Murphy:*look at each other* We can move it out fer ya
Claudus: *looks at the two of them* What?
Murphy: We can move it, my broter and I
Claudus: *to herself* I suppose anything is worth a try... *to the duo* Alright, if you say you can then prove it.
Connor: Come along Murph *walks towards Claudus' TARDIS*
Murphy:*follows after*
Connor and Murphy:*enter the TARDIS and don't notice that it's bigger on the inside, walk to the lava and stare at the lava causing it to lift it up and begin to walk out bring the lava out, focusing on it intently*
Claudus: *steps out of the way, watching them*
Connor and Murphy:*make it out of the TARDIS and have it hovering a few feet between the village and TARDIS*
Connor: Murph, I need ya ta freeze dis *his focus grows more intense on the lava*
Murphy: Aye *outstretches her arms, palms facing the lava, her forearms and hands start to turn to ice, and starts to freeze the lava*
Claudus: *has figured these two are not human by now so there isn't really much shock*
Murphy:*has frozen the lava after a few good minutes* Alright, Conn, set it down
Connor:*stops focusing on the lava so it hits the ground with a thud* Dere, see? All fixed, I tink
Claudus: Thank you. Thank you for doing that. *silent for a bit* So, what race are you?
Connor: Vampire-Werewolf Hybrids, well the people of Earth refer to us as Sahrielians
Claudus: And the people of Earth would call me a Gallifreyan. Or a Time Lady. Either works.
Murphy:*looks at Claudus and her face lights up as she starts laughing insanely*
Connor: Murph? What's going on?
Claudus: *raises eyebrow* Is something wrong?
Connor: I don't know... Murph?
Murphy:*still laughing* Dey exist Conn! I knew it! I knew dey exist!
Connor: Yeah, ya figured it out, now calm down befere de nice Time Lady locks ya up?
Murphy:*shuts up instantly and hides behind Connor again*
Claudus: Am I missing something here?
Connor: Sorry, aboot my sister, Murph, she is a bit out dere sometimes. She's been trying fer a while ta prove dat Gallifreyan exist, along wit a few oter tings, she means well, don'cha Murph?
Murphy:*pokes her head out from behind Connor and nods her head quickly* Aye
Claudus: Ah... So, your species doesn't believe that mine exists?
Murphy: Dey tink y’are a fairytale
Claudus: Why would I be a fairy tail? Granted not very many of us are left. *starts walking towards the village* Lets go prove them wrong. Though, I suppose, you don't have to follow with the same intent.
Murphy: Dey'll tink y'are a shapeshifter and shoot ya in de chest
Connor: Not if she's wit us
Murphy: But dey hate me, det tink I'm insane
Claudus: Well, no offense, but your race has a few problems. *continues to walk towards the village anyway*
Murphy: Dey're all men, I'm de only female of my race, only a few are okay *follows after Claudus*
Connor: Aye, tis true *follows Murphy*
Claudus: So, their gender makes them close-minded?
Connor: No, it's not deir gender dat makes dem close minded, it's...
Murphy: Dey're jus' close-minded because dey tink jus because Hybrids are a tad more advanced dan some of de oters who inhabit here, no tanks ta de mortals
Claudus: So, they're being advanced make them narrow-minded? Because they think they're smarter and they're right? Something along those lines?
Murphy: Aye
Connor: No, Murph, it's because dey're just arseholes
Murphy: Doesn't mean I'm wrong, Conn
*the trio arrives in the village*
Lord Baldassare:*looking at the trio with a smug look*
Murphy:*notices this and realizes he's never met her or Connor before let alone Claudus, and thinks they just wandered from another village and wants to confront them and looks at him like, "Oh please do. Come on. Come on, come on, come on." and starts to make herself seem more disgusting than this guy thought she was*
Claudus: *raises eyebrow at Murphy*
Connor:*staring at Murphy, before he scans the crowd*
Murphy:*pulls up her shirt a bit*
Lord Baldassare:*gets a look on his face like "Oh that's not going to do at all" as he makes his way over to the trio*
Claudus: *no idea what's going so she just stands by Murphy for now, waiting for an opportune time to speak*
Lord Baldassare:*to Murphy* Do you live here?
Murphy:*looks up at him* ... No
Lord Baldassare: Well what are you doing here?
Murphy: We just came here to rest; we're having a hard time
Lord Baldassare: Well this land is owned by the Quence Dynasty
Murphy: Well we don't really believe in dat
Claudus: *quietly to Connor* Do you have any idea what's going on right now?
Connor:*quietly as well* Murph will do dis wit da Lords and Ladies who don't know us, it's how she says "Hello and fuck ya"
Lord Baldassare: If you don't leave I'll go and tell the police
Murphy: Can we jus stay fer like five more hours?
Lord Baldassare:*goes to get a policeman*
Murphy:*smiling brightly*
Lord Baldassare:*talking about the trio*
Policeman: Oh, those two live here, there okay, but I haven't met the old woman *approaches the group*
Claudus: *waves at the approaching Policeman with her free hand*
Policeman:*give Claudus a courteous nod and then looks at Connor and Murphy* Connor, Murphy
Connor and Murphy: How's sha cutting, Officer Parker?
Parker: I'm doing good, is this woman with you?
Murphy: Aye
Claudus: *lets the duo do the talking for now, looking around the village from where she is*
Parker: Alright, and what's her name?
Connor:*giving the English translation for Claudus' name* Cripple
Murphy: Actually it's Claudus, dat's the English translation of her name, she's from Gallifrey
Parker:*humoring Murphy because he thinks this is one of Murphy's "bad days"* Oh really? Well I guess you were right about Time Lords existing
Murphy:*doesn't see he's humoring her and nods her head* Aye
Claudus: Yes, Connor... It's Claudus. *turns to Parker* And to you, good sir, it's Time Lady, in this case.
Parker:*nods his head* Of course, my mistake
Claudus: You don't believe either of us.
Murphy:*tilts her head in confusion* Wha'?
Connor:*just pats Murphy on the head*
Parker:*quietly to Claudus* You are just humoring her right? She's just having one of her bad days?
Claudus: Do I have a reason to lie about my race?
Parker:*genuinely surprised* Holy shit you guys actually exist?
Murphy:*looks at Connor confused*
Connor: Jus' don't worry aboot it, Murph
Claudus: You doubt her and not me? Actually, never mind. Yes. We exist. Well... A small fraction of us do. But we still exist, nonetheless.
Parker: Look, there are a few people here who love Murphy, but she's a little odd, if you know what I mean
Murphy:*looks at Parker with a hurt expression*
Claudus: She doesn't seem odd. This is why you doubted her?
Parker: Well she doesn't seem odd at first, but then when she start saying that she can speak to animals and the "higher beings" who we have yet to see...
Murphy: But dey exist!
Parker: Murphy, they don't exist if only you can see them
Police Officer: Parker is there a problem?
Parker: No, Murphy's just having another episode
Murphy: I am not! I'm not crazy!
Police Officer: McCoy you'd best shut the hell up or I will make sure you get locked up in that Asylum again, WITH your step-father!
Murphy: No! I'll be good I promise! *hides behind Connor*
Claudus: Slow down! What the hell is going on?!
Connor: Dey're threatening ta lock Murph back up again...
Murphy: No! I don't want ta go back! *on the verge of tears*
Connor:*shushes Murphy* It's okay Murph ya aren't going back, it's okay
Parker: That isn't for you to decide Connor, if she proves to be a threat to society she will be locked up
Claudus: She doesn't seem like a threat right now, officer. I don't think you have the right to threaten her like that.
Police Officer: Ma'am, you really have no idea what she is?
Connor:*glaring daggers at the officer*
Claudus: I don't think it matters. No creature deserves to be threatened with something that obviously terrifies them.
Parker: Claudus, she is a war veteran, well the youngest war veteran in our solar system and she's been in all major wars such as the Elemental Scottish Rebellion, the Mortal Wars, and the Gasielian War...
Connor: You asked her she didn't ask you! All she's ever done for dese planets is help them, and never asked fer anything in return! She help us win our freedom and dis is how you repay her?! Look at wha' our governments has done ta my sister Baklavians! Look at wha' society has made her!
Murphy:*remains clung to Connor, making herself small, not wanting any attention drawn to her*
Claudus: *turns to Connor* How would you feel if I offered to take you two to another solar system?
Connor: We've tried going ta oter planets, but dey usually reject us because Murph is different
Claudus: So you have left this system?
Murphy:*quietly* Aye, tru de chappa'ai
Claudus: I see... *to the two of them* Well, it's completely impossible for every planet in the universe to hate her. I'm giving you a choice now. You two can stay in this system or you can come with me and see the rest of the universe.
Murphy:*looks at Connor* Can we Conn?
Connor: She is offerin' Murph
Officer: You two aren't going anywhere
Murphy: Why not?
Parker: Neither of you are of age to make decisions like this
Connor: We're wit an adult!
Parker: Who Cain doesn't know...
Murphy: Cain murdered our mother!
Officer: That vampire loved you...
Murphy:*has finally had enough of this* He loved me? He loved me?! So beatin' me til I couldn't stand, dat's love?! Starvin' me for days, is dat love?! Forcing me ta eat my own sick, dat's love?! *close to breaking down*
Connor:*to Claudus* Let's leave now, Murph's going to break soon
Murphy:*silent, eyes are watering, trying not to cry*
Claudus: Well, follow me then. *walks off towards her TARDIS, ignoring everything the officers said*
Connor:*follows after Claudus leading Murphy allow*
Murphy:*recovers quickly from her meltdown and is on survival mode right now*
Claudus: *forgot to shut her TARDIS door again so when she sees this she gets to it as fast as she can with her impairment and looks inside* How many dangerous animals does your planet have?
Connor:*thinks for a moment* Some bears, wild cats, Slaughterfangs, but dey're actually "higher beings", Luna the Shadow Dragon...
Claudus: Yeah, okay, would any of these animals try to eat important pieces of a very sophisticated and sentient machine?
Murphy: De wolves might try ta, but dat's if dey're in dere, which dere aren't, no animal has gone in dere
Claudus: I'm going to trust you for now. *goes inside* Come along.
Murphy and Connor:*enter the TARDIS and stare in awe*...
Claudus: *shuts the door behind them*
Murphy:*looks at Claudus and gestures around the room because she can form words*
Connor:*staring*
Claudus: Can't find words?
Connor: It's smaller on the outside
Claudus: Yes. Now, do either of you two have a place in mind you want to go? Or maybe a specific time?
Murphy:*blurts out* William Wallace!
Claudus: Pardon?
Connor: William Wallace is a thirteenth century Scottish Rebel, Murph got her ideas on how ta fight de humans based on Wallace's war tactics, he's her hero from Scotland
Murphy: Alba gu bràth! (Scotland Forever)
Claudus: Alright, I can do that. Just hold onto something. It's hard to fly a TARDIS with just one person. ... But that doesn't mean you can touch the console! *goes over to the console and begins to push buttons, flick switches, and the like, maneuvering around it quite well in spite of her minor drawback*
Connor and Murphy:*do as their told excited about what the universe has to offer*